Episode 5: He Who Makes Beautiful Things

You’re actually considering dedicating a portion of your life’s time to addressing whackadoodle fringe theories concerning the pyramids, & who built them, & what they were built for, etc… Dude, you’re too kind. Such people need a slap in the face & to be told to stop getting their jollies by insisting that there are unseen mysteries hiding in the plainly obvious (yes, there are still some some unsolved aspects about the pyramids, but their era of construction, their being built by actual Egyptians of the era, & their being constructed as a either tombs for the pharaoh or as a projection of their pharaoh’s power, is not a mystery, but an absolute certainty).
Perhaps more interesting (scratch that-UNDOUBTEDLY more interesting) would be a historical look into the Egyptomania which swept over Europe following the Napoleonic invasion of Egypt, & the bizarro theories which emerged from the proud Europeans whose minds were incinerated😱 by the fact that the building & cultural achievements of mighty Rome were outright dwarfed & totally eclipsed by a far older yet far more spectacular civilization which was based in North Africa, & all the subsequent denial-driven theories they cooked up alongside such a revelation in a pathetic attempt to make sense of it all😰. For example, you could speak about the work of Crackpot King, Charles Piazzi Smyth, who, in the mid-1860’s, wrote “Our Inheritance In the Great Pyramid” (if you’ve never read it, I urge you to. It’s a real hoot😂), which argued that the biblical Noah (yes, Noah) was the architect of the Great Pyramid, & utilized the divine British inch as his unit of measurement (an idea which ties into his belief that the lost tribes of Israel settled eventually upon the island of Britain; I told ya this dude is hilarious). Of course, his own work was undermined by his pupil, Flinders Petrie, who went to Giza to take his own measurements of the pyramid in order to confirm Smyth’s theory, only to realize that Smyth’s measurements were inaccurate. Petrie, himself, could be tossed into the discussion of dumb-dumb theorists, as he was an ardent eugenist & therefore concluded that ancient Egypt MUST have been conquered by a superior Caucasoid race, who went on to rule, facilitate, & oversee the creation such a wondrous civilization. And then, of course, we have the Pyramids=Granaries🌾of Joseph. I find these historical fringe theories of idiocy to be of far greater interest than modern ones, as they speak to the deeply flawed sociological issues of an ignorant past, whereas modern crackpot theories speak of pathetic individuals who need to get a life, & whose stupid ideas deserve absolutely no recognition by anybody

Is dynasty 4 really the best in Ancient Egyptian history🤔? Two words: Stone Pyramids.
Heck yeah, they’re the best!😀
Snefru’s pyramids are so awesome.
Anybody who thinks Khufu’s pyramid is the most mysterious of them all (it’s not. Not even close), let us avert their attention to the tower jutting up through a rubble heap that is the Meidum pyramid; a ruin which still causes great arguments amongst top notch Egyptologists down to the present day.
The Bent (aka Blunted, aka Rhomboidal) Pyramid is my favorite of all, for the very reason touched upon in the podcast: It represents the human shortcomings of a civilization that seems perfect in so many other ways. It’s endearing in its imperfection. It’s beautifully flawed😋. It’s special😊. It’s so very lovable♥️.
And, in terms of simple beauty, the overlooked Red Pyramid may be the one which takes the top spot above all the others, with its rich hue, & its gently angled slope on all 4 sides, all coming to a point to create that “true pyramidal” form. 😍My oh my, so sweet.
I hope to see them someday in my lifetime (or, at least, get to see one of them someday, lol!).

Hello Dominic, thank you for this spectacular episode. You might find this interesting: A garden, possibly of 300 trees was unearthed by the German Archaeological Institute in Dashur next to the Bent Pyramid. Sources: https://thegardenstrust.blog/2019/10/12/sneferu-and-his-garden/

https://wortwandel.de/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Garten-Pharao.pdf

As an actual Egyptian (well, Egyptian American), I find it amusing/slightly scary how much Rahotep and Nofret look like they could be a modern Egyptian couple (except for the clothes of course). And not just any modern Egyptian couple, like, one you’d find on a soap opera (especially with that moustache). (In particular, I feel I have several female relatives who have the looks–though not the acting chops–to play Nofret should they ever make a musalsal set in the court of Sneferu.)

From the podcast, I understood Rahotep to be a brother of Sneferu, but in the caption below his sculpture here, he is identified as his son. Is this a mistake? Thanks- I’m really enjoying this podcast and excited to delve deeper into the history.